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cornflakes face

A person whose face has been pockmarked by acne
hey cornflakes face, do you want milk with that?
by jammy dodger February 20, 2008
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Cornflake

A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.
"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"
by Gordo23 September 19, 2018
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conflabit

A website for great creations and scripts..
go to www.conflabit.net
by david May 1, 2004
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Cornflakes

Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.
Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!
by CrankThatCalveryBoy May 1, 2009
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Conflab

When a fat person becomes confused.
Not to be confused with Flabcon, a state in which a convict becomes obese.
-What? This burger is free range? I don't get it!
-You've got Conflab!
by STFC February 3, 2008
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cornflake box

an actor/actress who can't act their way out of a corn flake box
(while watching a movie) He's a cornflake box. He cannot act.
by Jeb Doe April 9, 2016
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Piss in your cornflakes

1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls
Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*

Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny
by Zorkkins August 2, 2016
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