Cooling Board

A cooling board is a board used to present a dead body. In winter months it would be impossible to bury the dead, so the body is wrapped and propped in a barn until the ground thaws out.

"When I got there she was laying on a cooling board."

~Son House - Death letter~

by Steve June 18, 2006

pint of cooking

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"

"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'

by karientoch March 15, 2019

cooling

Relaxing, chilling, just being easy

Man 1: "What's going on with you homie"

Man 2: "Nothing, nothing...just cooling in the cut"

by Jae-T May 5, 2006

cooking up

preparing for a shot of heroin

Sick Boy: Say something Mark.
{shouting}
Sick Boy: Fucking say something, huh?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: I'm cooking up.
- Trainspotting (film)

by Harventh February 7, 2008

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.

by Yambalaja May 18, 2016

cooking mama phobia

A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.

The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA

by Aosjdbsab1245 December 2, 2018