canoodle

A most rare house pet resulting from the successful breeding of a poodle with a maine coon cat that has a fat frizzy ringed fluffy tail, hardly sheds, and keeps a pissed off arrogant attitude.

Your canoodle just stole the pizza right off my plate!

by Hyperthrive December 8, 2018

controller thrower

A video game that pisses you off so much, you have no alternative but to throw your controller in disgust. Otherwise known as Mario Kart.

Buddy 1: We need to get some 4-player Smash Brothers going on.
Me: I've only got 3 controllers
Buddy 2: What happened to the 4th one that was here last weekend?
Me: Mario Kart.
Buddy 1 + Buddy 2: Ooooooohhhhhh. Bit of a controller thrower, huh?

by braves006 March 30, 2009

xbox controller

When someones pinner is so small, they can mount their 360 controller, where the hole for the head seat is plugged in.

Wow, his mic must not work, there must be a backup of cum in there! this guy must have fucked his "xbox controller"!

by Anoymous14 August 28, 2009

Controller

Something used to control things

Nichani: Hey G! Why you don't have controller da?

by OrganicDonor December 3, 2010

Controlled det

Short for controlled detonation which occurs when you are having intercourse and are not using protection. Just prior to climax you pull out and transfer the shaft to a secured location in the females mouth. Once the lips have formed a complete seal you release the ejaculation without fear of pregnancy or a sticky mess with stubborn stains. This provides protection to the cervix, eyes, nostrils and external auditory meatuses...or meati whatever. Loss of control can occur with premature evacuation.

Guy #1: So you took off with that chick last night, how did things go?
Guy #2: Well, things went great, we got going, but then I realized we didn't have any condoms.
Guy #1: So what did you do, you give up.
Guy #2: Hell no, I just pulled out and went for a controlled det.
Guy #1: Totally, no muss no fuss.

by Sgt. Montechristo October 17, 2007

controller player

fucking aimassist

Your a fucking controller player

by juggernaut0-_-0 August 18, 2020

Controlled Chaos

A situation that can be described as a riot or a complete cluster fuck, but in reality, it is under the control, or at least started, by a group of insanely smart individuals (usually anarchists) in an effort to strike fear in a certain group of people (can be race, or people who live in a certain area), or for the sake of looting.

#1 "Dude! Did you hear about the riot downtown?"

#2 "Yeah, but it wasn't a riot, it was Controlled Chaos."

by what-you-gonna-do? November 28, 2010