Man, that was a great night last night! All seven of us suffered alcoholic constipation. We must have hit every bar in town!
by TheNotBob December 6, 2009
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by b-tox May 17, 2012
Get the vehicular constipation mug.When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
by yo dey ley he hoooo March 23, 2021
Get the Emotional-Constipation mug.When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.
See: Creative Block.
See: Creative Block.
by PlanesAreNotReal August 1, 2023
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by Tommyttt August 9, 2022
Get the covid wedding constipation mug.its when u cant express your emotions like normal people because your emotions were oppressed by your own family/friends for a long time
by sumn October 4, 2019
Get the Emotional Constipation mug.It's when your stuck in a really painful relationshit that just wont pass. The only cure is to let it go... or kill the bitch.
Mike: "I've had relation constipation ever since Cindy found out I fucked her sister. Do you think she's gonna dump me once she finds out I have herpes?"
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
Joe: "No man, you just have a case of the Mondays."
by Organized Chaos August 14, 2009
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