Congress

A group of idoits

Look and that Congress over there passing bills and stuff

by Twist3dginger July 7, 2018

Congress

The place where truth and morality go to die and where sexual deviants look for jobs.

Did you hear, that pedophile Roy Moore failed at a run for Congress

by Confortably Numb September 29, 2018

Congratsi

An informal yet sing-songy and cheery way to tell some one congratulations. It's generally used towards close friends and family. It's a play off the Italian word grazie (thank you), mostly just because it's fun to say.

"I won a ten dollar gift card"
"Congratsi!"

by LaurensCooker3 October 30, 2020

Congress

To have sex

"Not Three Weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat."

by DeimosDaWiz May 8, 2023

Model Congress

Pure unadulterated chaos. The most chaotic environment you can experience in high school. Model Congress includes but is not limited to: Shouting at each other, Intense debate, moral quandaries, and pro-anarchy speeches. Also cursed gun image reactions.

Person 1: Wow those people are being really crazy!
Person 2: Yeah it's a real Model Congress.

by Sir_D's Massive D September 28, 2021

Go to Congress

The act of urinating, or announcing that you have to urinate. A figure of speech used mostly in the 1980's by males.

"I gotta Go to Congress"

by Maria Penhall November 26, 2013

Flying Congressman

a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his female partner, and then cocaine is farted up the male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female

Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.

by Mylar-Balloon May 16, 2009