condominium

A device that prevents pregnancy. You can go buy one and live in it for a very low price, but only because they are effective 97% of the time.

Jace Treat lives in a condo(m) with Katriece Zar.

by kwang June 10, 2003

Consuming The Media

A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".

Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"

Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"

Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"

by BarryBigBollocks92 October 2, 2018

condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

by Insidivs February 21, 2010

codominance

When you have an extra mom.

codominance
The lad Lives in a codominant household because he had 2 mothers.

by Mike Brownie April 16, 2007

Connoring

1.) The act of a guy being very touchy and "bitchy"

2.) When a guy acts like he's on his period, commonly refered to as "dude-pmsing".

Dude, that guy was so connoring, I couldn't stand being around him!

by CheetahAccelerator April 2, 2011

condoment

A condominium unit that used to be an apartment; a living unit in an apartment-to-condominium conversion project.

My landlord decided to cash out so now I'm living in a condoment.

by giovannijones March 5, 2009

Condilingus

lying to a woman to get her to perfom oral sex
can also be used as a step-up to a curse word and is a nickname to Condileizza rice

she performed condilingus

by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007