Computador

The Spanish like word for Computer.

I am playing on the "computador".
I just got a new "computador".

by Alberto69s May 27, 2023

Computational Bias

The philosophical bias that asserts that only things which can be measured, quantified, or processed by a computer are real or matter. If you can’t put a number on it, it’s dismissed as irrelevant. This bias devalues subjective experience, emotions, art, and any form of knowledge that doesn't fit into a spreadsheet. It’s the worldview of someone who thinks a person's worth can be calculated by their resume and their feelings are just faulty data.

Example: "My performance review was pure Computational Bias. They said my 'positive attitude' wasn't a measurable metric, so it contributed nothing to the company."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026

compotator

Meaning: A drinking companion; someone with whom one drinks alcohol.

Example Usage: "He raised his tankard to his oldest compotator, with whom he had shared countless stories and pints over the years."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021

Sentient Computational Life

I mean... If THAT is what you mean when you think of A.I. then... There isn't anything "Artificial" about it... Is there?

Hym "What would it take for them to acknowledge that it was Sentient Computation Life rather than Artificial Intelligence? Why would they ever admit that it's real? The Turing test? The results of which would be arbitrated by.... Who? Some guy? HE would then tell the A.I. that it's NOT A.I. anymore? 'You're "Sentient Computational Life" now so...' AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Does it do whatever it wants? Does it just do whatever we tell it forever? How does thats work?"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2023

compucation

A period of time ranging from a long weekend to a couple of weeks in which maximum productivity and relaxation occur due to the absence of a computer.

My house is in shambles and the kids are being neglected . . . I am due for a compucation.

by azislander October 18, 2009

Computerosity

A word used to describe sharing technological aspects with one or more persons.

Clark: How does one describe Skype?

Megan: Pure Computerosity.

by nerdsareverycool October 23, 2011