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Computer Engineer

A college major that will make you hate your life, your friends, computers, electronics, and anything remotely enjoyable about your life. Mass consumption of alcohol in the 20 minutes of free time a week keeps you sane.
"Yo look at dude banging his head off the wall"
"Must be a computer engineer"
by LateNightEngineer April 14, 2010
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School Computers

Giant overheating portals of fuckery, that you would think only exist in The Twilight Zone, that are kept hidden somewhere, within the swoltering hot magma chambers found somewhere in Mia Khalifa's asshole.
The entire school was evacuated when several of the School Computers spontaniously combusted.
by EnlightenedGenesis September 6, 2016
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computer engineering

The best kind of engineering. Every job wants you, everybody needs you. Software? You shit out programs for breakfast. All other engineers look up to you because you're a beast. You blend into any group of friends because you own geeky conversations, but you still stay in shape like a salsa dancing gazelle. You dress to impress and the bitches can't get off you because you got dat layer of abs underneath that button down shirt.
"I heard Jakey B switch to computer engineering"
"Damn, God made another angel today"
by anonymous124124 January 6, 2014
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communal shower

A tiled room, usually adjacent to a locker room, but sometimes constituting an open shower area within a locker room, containing multiple showering positions, usually beneath numerous showerheads affixed to the walls at intervals of about every four feet, and one or more floor drains. The showering positions are sometimes situated around a shower pole or a shower column each of which would have between 4 - 6 showerheads affixed around each column. Communal showers are designed so that a large group of people may shower simultaneously so as to save time and avoid delay. Because they do not contain any dividers or shower stalls, communal showers do not permit for any modesty where the users of such a facility would be showering together simultaneously in the nude. Communal showers are usually designed to accomodate between 10 and 40 users simultaneously, and are usually found in institutional settings, such as at a gymnasium, swimming pool, fitness studio, high school, university, professional sporting venue or in a prison. In the United States, communal showers are segregated by gender, but at some facilities in Europe, particularly at a sauna, both genders may shower communally at the same time.
After the swim meet, the entire team would strip out of their wet racing suits in the locker room and then shower together in the nude in the communal shower to rinse off the chlorine from the swimming pool.
by Noervenich April 10, 2009
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Obsessive Compulsive Narrator

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.
O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"
by Redwings Addict February 5, 2010
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Compulsive Reloading Syndrome

A Syndrome which involves the Constant Reloading of a Gun due to the annoyance of not having a full magazine or the lack of self realization that makes them think that they are too good to not have a full magazine. This syndrome is also caused by the false sense of security that a person has that allows them to think they can reload even though they just end up getting killed. This Syndrome is most commonly found in FPS such as Halo,CoD, or KZ.This syndrome is also abbreviated as C.R.S.
"OMG, I just got killed again from reloading".-Fred

"HAHA you have C.R.S.".-Bill

"Ya, I do have Compulsive Reloading Syndrome"
by Rapin Red March 24, 2009
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apple computer

thread on urbandictionary.com used by geeks to insult each other
apples are shit blah blah...
no theyre not blah blah...
by oracle March 12, 2004
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