compassionate conservatism

Please see stupidity

George W. Bush sure has lots of compassionate conservatism.

by TheEye5000 September 14, 2004

congressional

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences

"My, you are sure acting congressional today. Shame on you."

by Owens808 December 31, 2012

compressor

Compressor refers to the Mercedes-Benz SLK-Class as a luxury roadster built by the German manufacturer Mercedes-Benz since 1997 with compressor engine.

Pimp C (ugk feat. outcast)

Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor

by esommer February 2, 2008

Cincinnati Compressor

A combination of the Cleveland steamer and the steam roller. The Cincinatti Compressor is achieved when one forcefully pushes a poo onto another's chest. The 'compressor' clings their backside to the 'compressee's'' chest. While forcing the defecation poo is compressed leaving a dense wad of excretion on the person.

Damn man the Cincinnati Compressor I gave that chick last night left remnants in my ass hair. I guess I should eat more corn.

by The Pimp Smoker (again&again) September 19, 2009

Compassion Rage

Overboiling anger in response to a stimulus that is intended to provoke a compassionate response. A more robust relative of Compassion Fatigue, which may also be followed by Rage Fatigue.

"When that guy asked me 'Big Isssue, sir? Would you like to help the homeless', I screamed at him 'don't fucking try and socially engineer me with your claim that giving you £1.40 is going to solve homelessness!' I'm normally such a nice guy. I don't understand myself. Maybe it was compassion rage."

by Punanimal May 15, 2006

compassionate conservative

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008

Cumpression

When one is depressed because they havent gotten any cum for a while

Baylee was trying to figure out why she was grumpy and sad, then she realized the hadn't gotten any cum in two months. She was suffering from cumpression.

by BIGTUNAS February 13, 2023