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Competent Individual

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay
by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017
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Competitively Sexist

Like Competitively Racist Competitively Sexist is when someone is sexist in a hateful manner whether it be under the guise of some sort of gender equality or just mean spirited comments disparaging the offended party in a non joking or light hearted way meant to be taken seriously (regardless of the justification for speaking that way)
She said "We should castrated all men" shes Competitively Sexist
by insanegod October 6, 2018
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Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink
Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD
by 8 ball player September 4, 2019
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Competitive Dance

Competitive dance is one of the hardest sports. A dancer must fit the perfect size, have balance, be flexible, make it look easy, with all the make it look graceful.

There are multiple types of dance styles ballet, tap, hiphop, lyrical, and many more.

The ballet part of the industry is quite messed up. SOME professionals have struggled with eating disorders, HAVE USED physical abuse in the past, and mental abuse.

As a dancer in my opinion dance is one of the hardest sport.
“oh look there is ashley, she does Competitive Dance”.
by Bella Hordant. January 31, 2021
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compiling

A word used as an excuse for procrastinating when you should be programming.
Why are you guys not coding? - It's compiling...
by SuHe April 27, 2021
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Cello Competition

A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.
John pulled his pants down and challenged Bob to a cello competition.
by itssojoever June 29, 2021
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