come clean

The name of an awful song by the gay, untalented singer Hilary Duff. Also used when someone tells the truth about something they've been lying about or wants to keep a secret.

Why don't I come clean? Let me just be honest, dear. I promise not to hide anything.

by Super Tips March 24, 2023

Fairy comments

Mean comments with a twist that are hella funny

This hits different💕🧚 ♀️✨ in a domestic abuse kinda way🌸🦋🌈 (fairy comments)

Bullying is never ok💜💋🌈 except this once✨🦋🧚 ♀️

by hm26 May 19, 2020

comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.

I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".

by Mikademus August 28, 2010

Comedic Masturbation

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.

My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.

by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016

Come at me, Kanye.

A phrase you say when you know someone is weak af, but still starts shit; all the while, you sort of pity them, so you ask them to make the first move before knocking them out cold.

I see you have no legs, but you like to run your mouth, so come at me, Kanye.

by Roberta Schwartz August 3, 2018

Roundabout Comedy

Telling a joke connected to a prior joke or topic.

At ~40m 55s in Season 1 Episode "Are We Guilty of Stealing YouTube Content" of the All In Podcast: Co-host Crayator jokes, "I'm a talker, not a setter-upper, unless I want to paint a wall and do some carpeting." This is a reference to the bit (discussion) at the beginning of the podcast where co-host Loserfruit joked that she had not believed Crayator had done the painting in his new office.

Crayator then coined the term, "Roundabout Comedy."

by NAEastBot March 19, 2020

ice wallow come

A Phrase mostly used to make Twitch streamers say “I swallow cum“!

Donations box: Ice_Wallow_Come donated $5!
Streamer: Thanks, I swallow cum for $5!
Twitch Chat: *Kappa*

Ice wallow come hehe

by Cummer June 9, 2018