Holy Columbian

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.

Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”

by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021

columbian necktie

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.

if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday

by Max October 15, 2003

Columbian Snowplow

When a female snorts some crack off of your erect penis, and sucks it at the same time.

The bitch was OTR, so i snuck a columbian snowplow on her and after that she was hurtin for a squirtin

by a-boogy January 19, 2007

Columbian Gasmask

Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)

Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.

Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?

by GingerTopo May 17, 2015

Columbian Pantry

When one's own feces is taken from them, gently heated, and then spoon fed back into their anus.

"I hate my boss so much, I just want to tie him to his chair and give him a Columbian Pantry."

"My underwear stinks today. I received a Columbian Pantry from my ex last night."

by SaucePatties October 5, 2015

Columbian Queef

A guy fills a funnel with cocaine and inserts into a females vagina, she then queef the power into the face of the guy

Dan: I had a sick weekend man
Nathan: what you get upto?
Dan: Lewis’s mom gave me a Columbian Queef, I was wired out my tits man

by ChunkySmurf July 7, 2018

the columbian beanpicker

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008