culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

Columbian Stiffy

When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.

Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?
Me: In the back to the left.
Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!
Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

by S3XU@L CH0C0L@T3 March 1, 2009

columbine

A scapegoat for people to blame metal bands like Marilyn Manson and Rammstein for our problems with violence. It also blamed neo-nazism, action movies like the Matrix, great TV shows like South Park , and those very fun violent video games. I mean it is a sad story that there were all of those casualties, but it doesn't hide the fact that preps and jocks are the ones who just pick on the ones who are different from them, and in time it shows that mean people are the true reason. I listen to sick music all the time, I watch South Park every night, I've seen some real bloody action movies in my time, and played Grand Theft Auto and Max Payne and it's never promoted me to kill. The only thing that sets students off are greedy principles that try to control your every movement, students that make everyone feel bad, and WAL-MART. (damn walmart and all of their secret ploys to take over your mind.)

The senators and governers can do all they want like taking away music, tv shows, games, and movies, but that isn't going to solve anything. So pull your head out of your asses and finally relize that people are the things that piss people off! Everyone should also watch Bowling For Columbine, Micheal Moore is a genius!

by awex January 5, 2004

columbian necktie

Taking a knife to someones throat high enough up to be able to pull the tongue back down through it, ie, a tongue necktie.

That mother f*er done me wrong, give em a columbian necktie.

by robmyaeg May 14, 2006

Columbused

:Something took from you unwillingly, Then Claimed for the victors

Damn Dude, i hella got columbused Last weekend!

by Pmontoya October 10, 2011

Columbia High School

A school from the literal pits of hell but I'm still proud to attend. Did the security guard hit my juul? Yeah its called community millburn heads do not know the vibes on jah FUCK millburn. could not be happier to grow up w such a cool group of weed smokers and white claw sippers. racially divided? you bet. girls who look like fat free milk thinking they run the school? how did you know! so in essence its aggy but like u can exxxpress urself just dont be a fucking loser

Do you go to Columbia High School?
Yeah how did you know?
ur tits are big

by waynecal420 October 3, 2019

colchester academy

A shit school that fails to educate people and every body there are pricks who think there solid. The teachers are cunts and there’s a famous mr chellakooty. SHIT SCHOOL!!!!

“Ugh look, it’s colchester academy. You wouldn’t wanna go there”

by Betty-Boo boo March 2, 2020