jacob collier

a very talented musician that i am a very big simp for because i really like him a lot and i think he is very pleasing to the eye and i really like his voice and his personality and his very big vocabulary and his cheekbones and his hair and his fashion sense even though he always looks like a box of crayola crayons!! its ok though because everything he does is attractive

jacob: laughs

simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier

jacob: sees and doesnt repost

simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better

by confused nick face September 24, 2020

cousies

A New Zealand-ism referring to one's cousins, or extended family. Can be used to include extended family, friends etc.

Lets go grab the cousies first and then head up to Big T Takeaways for a mean feed.

by Graham 'Cous' Taylor July 4, 2006

collie molester

Derek Jeter

Once again that collie molester Jeter struck out with the bases loaded.

by Joe Torre May 18, 2004

collier row

The best part of London.

"I love Collier Row"

by Twident December 25, 2013

colse

Common typo for 'close'

That was too colse for comfort!
close*

by R3NC0N February 9, 2014

Collie Bud

Brent (noun: also known as Collie Bud) -
a small squid-like mammal with a visor-shaped hair haircut. Often found at home.

"finally de herbs come around" -Collie Bud

"Im squidward, Brents squidward, were ALLL squidward" -Collie Bud

by nohaoles.com October 7, 2007

Andy Collier

A bad ass motherfucker, talented, genius-level IQ, funny as shit, charming, has a hot wife, and kicks ass like Jackie Chan on meth.

Damn, that Andy Collier is a real zarkin' frood!

by wordsmiths21 September 24, 2011