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Coldplay

Wicked awesome band from some other country.
"Once, I listened to a song by Coldplay, and I liked it so much I went out and told my friend's mom that Coldplay is really good and she should probably buy their newest album because it's really good."
by Excellent June 14, 2003
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"Literal" meaning= Some band people argue wether it's better than radio head
URBAN meaning (the one that REALLY matters)=Sexua techniques involving ice and refrigerators, better if combined with watersports
I'm totally into coldplay, I screwd my girlfriend in a tub o' ice and use an Alaskan pipe to please her
by JeffZhang May 18, 2005
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Coldplagiarism

The act of stealing a song from a guitar god, and not giving him any credit for it. Usually ends in a lawsuit after the plagiarist ignores months of repeated attempts by the original songwriter to resolve the issue out of court. Coldplagiarism is commited by over-rated douchebag musicians who are not talented enough to write a decent song of their own. Typically the stolen song will be renamed after a Spanish painting, the guitar chords are usually replaced with a crappy synthesized version, and the guitar melody is replaced with whiny vocals sung by a talentless hack.

Whether or not the courts decide to crack down on the growing problem of coldplagiarism remains to be seen.
Chris Martin : "Writing music is too hard, I'll just steal a song from Joe Satriani and do a cheap knock-off of it. Nobody will catch my attempt at coldplagiarism.
by GuitarBob December 19, 2008
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Coldplay

Me: Awe, man, I love Coldplay. "Fix You" always makes me cry.

Fag: This shit is retarded.

Me: You don't listen to Coldplay?

Fag: Hell no, that's pussy shit.

Me: You're a fucking fag. Coldplay is the shit.
by sadiejo April 19, 2010
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(adj.) to play an excruciatingly and annoyingly-accurate cover version of a song
They totally coldplayed that Van Halen tune "Running With the Devil", complete with perfectly executed David Lee Roth-style chest howls and scissor kicks.
by brushed December 14, 2010
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Coldplay

When a group of people sit around in the cold, and you play with yourself, and the first person to get an erection in the cold wins.
Chris Martin: Hey what should be the name of our band?

Guy Berryman: (Cupping his balls) I win!

Chris Martin: How about Coldplay?
by chrismartinloverBV1989 June 3, 2010
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Coldplay

A decent band but now over rated
''....and it was all yellow''
by Brendan February 12, 2006
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