coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.

Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold

by Ryanking December 2, 2017

Coffee Skank

Someone who will drink coffee anytime anywhere. Doesn’t matter the age or viscosity they will put that black nectar down no matter the cost to reputation or their body.

Kristen: You really going to drink yesterdays coffee from that pot?

Michael: Of course I am.

Kristen: Coffee Skank

by Mrbrkfst May 7, 2021

COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.

“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”

by Carnefice April 25, 2023

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.

Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

by James Weyand November 20, 2007

coffee straw problem

When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.

Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"

Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"

Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"

by swimyes October 24, 2011

coffee shop nigger

That black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to assimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.

white person #1 :Clarence is a nice enough fellow
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha

by yaheardsound1 February 17, 2010

Coffee Sack

The act of tucking your testicles in someone elses asshole and trying to create tention by pulling away.

Example - Coffee Sacked

Tiny Tim coffee sacked Aunt Carol!

by dankzi July 31, 2006