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Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.
1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!
by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009
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Cocktus

A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.
Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!

Person 2:How the hell???

Person 1: They bought a cocktus.

Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.
by MagicalMissMuffins January 27, 2010
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cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".
Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.
by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008
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cocktinously

the male gender when they are compulsively focused on satisfying their cock.
He cocktinously badgered her with stupid questions.
by hurricaneheather April 8, 2017
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Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.
"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.
by Moby small June 24, 2018
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Cocktosis

When your dick is shoved between your own ass cheecks.Almost like a "cameltoe".
Ugh,shit my dick is in between my ass,this cocktosis hurts.
by Bodom AsSid January 2, 2009
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cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....
1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away
by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010
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