Cocksettle

To settle in a relationship for a smaller penis than desired.

"I liked Brad, but he has a small penis."
"Girl, I think you should cocksettle."

by Speakseasy May 20, 2024

Cocksière

A fancy word for a cock sucker at any mining facility either surface or underground. A worker who favours the bosses cock in their mouth. A worker most likely to be found under the bosses desk.

-The boss looks really off guys. Maybe we should send in the Cocksière.

-The boss really needs his Cocksière
-Steve you Cocksière! Is that you under the bosses desk?

by Ugminer October 7, 2025

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 18, 2023

lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018