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Cocksmash

When you are working your ass off and your boss gets his balls busted by his superiors, and then proceeds to read you the riot act. This ball Busting is done even though your work may meet or exceed industry standards.
Bro I dropped 300k today and I'm @ 25k Gross for the month, and I just got CockSmashed by my IM!
by Beezo Bzo November 12, 2009
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cocksmack

One who, while driving, deserves to have their car flip over and explode because they are very poor drivers.
That guy in the pinto is a real cocksmack!
by Dan September 23, 2003
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cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men
that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner
by porkrind February 6, 2008
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cockswane

noun (cocks·wane)
1. The period after erection in which a man's penis returns to flaccidity.
2. Any feeble, impotent, or incompetent person.
1. Woman: Baby, I want to go again. Oh, cockswane already? That was fast.
2. I said Becks, not Milwaukee's Best, you freaking cockswane!
by G-Rass December 28, 2007
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Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.
Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.
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cocksand

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business
"That person is such a cocksand!"
by plebgate September 4, 2014
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cockmangler

One with insatiable appetite for wang-dangs.
How many cocks did you last night, cockmangler?
by London_Midge February 20, 2004
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