Dream cockblock

When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick

"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."

by irtv rthvjei September 24, 2011

COVID Cockblock

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.

Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(

by JosieRock May 21, 2020

clockblock

to tell the time before anyone else gets the chance to; similar to the cockblock, but for the current time, not penetration

Derpina: Guys, what time is it?

-race to check the time-

Derpington: It's derp o'clock.
Herpanna: Dammit, Derpington, you always clockblock me! I wanted to say what time it is!

by no_lyf November 19, 2011

Cockbloctober

the horrible, emotionally taxing, sexually frustrating month that is between the klaine fandom and Glee episode 5.

Person 1: hey did you hear about the klex on glee?

Person 2: YEAH! hjdgfjkdsgf;dfhjd hnngg too bad i have to suffer through cockbloctober first.

by klainersgonnaklaine! October 4, 2011

cockblock

1. To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.

2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.)

I was putting the move on this chick and Ralph showed up and cockblocked me.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Cockblock

When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.

Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.

Clayton: Thanks cockblock.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

cockblockstopwatch

The amount of time it shows to get rid of a cockblock

Hey dude imma have sex with that chick
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch

by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016