endgame coma

A coma in which you fall into a deep sleep after watching Avengers: Endgame, where you critically reflect the movie. This coma can last for 21 milliseconds-38 years, depending on your fortnite level. People who have woken up from endgame coma have said they met iron man in heaven.

oh sh#t, he has endgame coma.

by Joh(.I.O.N.I.S.)nny May 6, 2019

cuddle coma

The state of Physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. Symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling Sick Leave Balance.

That cuddle session was so good last night, I was in a cuddle coma this morning.

by Jaymo007 May 11, 2016

Turkey Coma

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.

Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad

by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013

House Coma

The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.

Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"

by jeenee417 August 10, 2010

Crown coma

being in an unresponsive state after drinking a bottle of crown royal

1-Hey man i didn't see conner at that party last night?

2-Cause he was in a crown coma on donnie's sofa.

by flameinthegreengame January 25, 2011

Morning Coma

A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.

I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.

by idkwatmynameis October 27, 2011

Classroom Coma

Same as a Cubicle Coma but takes place in a college or high school classroom instead of a cubicle.

As soon as I sat down at my school desk, I started yawning and falling asleep, and was instantly in a classroom coma, but as soon as I got to my car, I felt wide-awake.

by Jite September 20, 2010