client

An indirect way of saying penis.

"Ima go make my client happy" A
"More porn?" B
"Fuck yeah" A

by Yaziyo May 4, 2006

clunt

A female clown. Contraction of "clown" and "cunt"

Bitch, did you see what that clunt did with the dog and the hoop?

by kz1o June 15, 2005

cuentas

When someone is original and funny. Usually stands out in a crowd

Steve harvey is onna dem guys that always acts like a cuentas

by jennifer Lopez January 9, 2004

Clunt

A 'Clunge' and a 'Cunt' rolled into one. The worst type of person.

As the business man swerved and pulled out in front of our car, my four year old sister Anne shouted, 'What a fucking CLUNT!!'

by sammo g June 11, 2011

clunt

A combination of the words clit and cunt. Created during health class when they were talking about the vaginal area. Will never catch on because of the awkardness of the word.

"A you stupid clunt"

by Emmad August 16, 2005

Clientism

Clientism: the cultivation of dependent client groups, who in exchange for freebies (usually granted from public funds) can be counted on to tout the Provider's cause at critical moments.

A politcal chief gives freebies (like free TV for all those below poverty line) to cultivate a client-support base that will support him/her at critial moments.

The ongoing tussle between "red shirts" and "yellow shirts" in Thailand is a good example of two opposing factions created by clientism.

by Poligar May 6, 2010

client natural selection

The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.

Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!

by bobo76 November 21, 2013