The Cleveland Steamer 

The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat

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The Cleveland Steamer by Mephisto666 July 23, 2008

Inverted Cleveland Steamer 

1) Taking a dump on someone's back.
2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.

Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.

Inverted Cleveland Steamer by Don Everest April 6, 2005

Virtual Cleveland Steamer 

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."

Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!

Virtual Cleveland Steamer by JMH85 February 16, 2010

pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express

when you go out on the town and have a big night on the wild turkey and gas. you end up running into the billopotamus you had an unnexpected affair with back in the sixties. you get to chatting and find yourself back into the same position as you were back in the sixties. when you end up back at her place giving her the fist in the ass of a life time to the beat of the locomotion. all for the greater good of her severe constipation. on point of her climax you release your fist from her ass and she relieves her steaming feices all over your chest. picking up the biggest solidist piece of shit in the pile and she procedes to entertain hersellf masturbating the biggest piece of feices and finally cumming all over the fieces on your chest.

i went on a bucks party the other night and ended up having a pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express. it was horrible because she had aids and her periods along with down syndrome.

pinchy winchy cleveland steamer express by midge101 July 27, 2010

The reversed Cleveland Steamer

When a homosexual man ties up a straight homophobic man and eats his shit for pleasure.

As revenge for refusing to date him, the gay man performed The Cleveland Steamer on him.

The reversed Cleveland Steamer by Grls on top September 18, 2004

Grover Cleveland Steamer 

When 2 guys DP a trash barrel whore and after pulling out scat on her chest.

Laura wanted it so bad after that non-profit event that Frank and Mike gave her a Grover Cleveland Steamer she'll never forget.

Grover Cleveland Steamer by soyparty August 29, 2014

Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest

Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer

Prickly Cleveland Steamer by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015