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A very descriptive image of THE cletus McFarland, just so happens to make one individual very happy and the beloved individual expresses the thrill by placing a penis in the bottom left corner of the Mona Lisa like image
Cleeter
by Cleeter March 23, 2019
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Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price and an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here!
Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
by Dan glee balls 12342 October 24, 2019
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Cleethorpes

A smacked up place that the Yorkies adore, got fuck all here for you except people asking you where the best coke is. Don’t forget the finest prostitutes straight out of the sex clinic are located right here, if you want a good time with an STD lucky dip, get your horny arse to Clee. Don’t worry though, they will take anything - chips, kfc, 20 packs of jps or a giffgaff top up! If you’re looking for a nice homey seaside don’t come here, it’s a dirty river full of used condoms and everyone’s piss. Fancy a late night hike? Around cleethorpes, you can see our finest attractions! These include; crackhead corners where they itch like a bitch and beg you for 20p, finest chinese with every breed of dogs used, foreigners who taxi you about for a shocking price, who cook your chicken until it’s pink for a shocking price an upset stomach - youre favourite! Let’s not forget pleasure Isla — nevermind she’s skint..but anyways come to cleethorpes if you wanna step on dirty needles on the av, contract diseases from our famous prozzys or more!

Just remember to always tick your drugs here bc nobody’s hard here
Tourist: Oh I’m so happy to be at Cleethorpes. It seems so good!
11 year old boy: Ayo wagwan g , you got any fags for me fam , safe g
42 year old prozzy: if you buy me a giffgaff top up, 20 fags and a £10 wilko gift card, I’ll let you spunk on my face
Winos out in society: *sniffing coke*

Bouncers: *choking out every fuck* ZERO CHILL
Tourist: Oh golly gosh what a shit fuckin place
by Dangleeballzxx October 24, 2019
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clentseanna

Clentseanna is a very funny person where if she laughs she will get you to laugh.Clentseanna is very pretty,smart,and has a lot of friends.She will be a type of person to be out spoken and you talk smack about her she will have you say it to her face.Clentseanna can sometimes show her emotions.And Clentseanna is a very nice,pretty,smart person
Clentseanna-beautiful
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cleetus is hit

something that HillyBillys yell when cleetus is hit,
often followed by: "your dead, dead, dead"
*Cleetus gets shot*
Clint: (in HillyBilly voice) CLEETUS IS HIT!
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Cleetus

Cleetus has caused some troubles in the past, like shooting his son 3 times with a shotgun. Besides all that he’s a great man! He has met with myths before, sadly most of them made fun of him for being FAT. He has also ran away from his mother when he was very young. He’s been divorced at least 2-3 times. xD
by UglyEyeballs May 27, 2020
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cleetus

fat thick dude with a rake
cleetus boy aint givin up
by jiggly puff man dood July 22, 2020
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