Clevery

An extremly energetic English teenager thats migrated to eastern Australia. Generally acts like a monkey and enjoys watching "finding nemo" repeatedly.

"wtf's up with Clevery?"

by sticky chicken February 7, 2004

cleavelidge

(n) a way to pronounce cleavage that is more sophisticated

My, your cleavelidge looks wonderful in that dress.

by xxYessPleazexx April 29, 2009

cleaveland soup

(V) The act of pooping on someone's chest while having diarrhea.

I was going to drop a cleaveland steamer on her, but since I had diarrhea she got some cleaveland soup instead.

by Gillywiz May 14, 2016

Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.

Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!

by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015

Cleaveland Steamroller

The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.

Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.

by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008

cunt cleaver

a mans very large cock

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.

by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008

cleaver

a tall, scythe wielding character from the skulduggery pleasant series of books. the usually wear gray robes with a helmet that hides their face. they are total bad asses and are completely silent.

the three cleavers left silently to distract the several thousand hollow men. the knew they went to their deaths, but it was what they had to do if the mission was going to be completed

by Bartimeas Ptolemy April 19, 2009