Clarke

This word is derived from the ancient Egyptian hieroglyph meaning to love, or love physically. Men named Clarke are typically studs and have gargantuan trouser snakes. Women with the name Clarke are notoriously good slam pieces and should be hunted down and smashed as often as possible. It is always recommended to wear a rubber when engaging a Clarke because you can’t be sure who else has been there.

Dude 1: "Bro, I met this Clarke the other day at the laundry mat and loaned her 25 cents. She was so grate she jumped my bones right there."
Dude2: "NO WAY!!!!"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, those tile floores are a killer on your knees."

by The Glad Pirate Named Roger January 15, 2011

Clarke

Custard Layered Apple 'n' Rhubarb Krumble 'Ead.
What d'you get? Clarke.
Colloquial term for fat.

Josh: "Since splitting with Callum, all she does all day is stay at home, eating ice cream and watching re-runs of 'Lost'. She's getting quite clarke."

by cummings2k10 July 10, 2010

Clarke

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.

Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.

by Mmm October 14, 2012

clarked

To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.

The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.

by D1ngo1 October 17, 2010

clarkky

Someone who is so obsessive about sucking the penis, they practically eat it. Some might say addicted to dicks like a crack smoker is addicted to crack. AKA Cack smoker, Worshipper of cocks, cock cherisher.

Chris is a real Clarkky, along with his cack smoking friend, Doa77.

by TomSlickk December 18, 2016

Clarked

A pleasant gift given out of nowhere. Or clarking which is the process of giving someone a nice gift. Usually someone you dont know and in a public place. Or receiving a pleasant gift randomly from a stranger.

"Hey that guy over there just clarked me some cand"

"I think I'm gonna go clarking later it'd be fun"

by Suelou June 28, 2017

clarkyy32

Referring to someone that’s one Jv as junior

“Why does that kid on Jv have a beard?”
“It’s a clarkyy32

by An^8dy5 nut sack April 29, 2021