Clarinetiquette

The art of practicing the clarinet without disturbing your neighbors.

The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!

by TasteMonger November 17, 2017

Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

by MissGuts January 5, 2022

Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.

Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.

by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011

Cabinets

A modern day storage solution made by fine craftsmen.

VanBeek's makes some beautiful cabinets for kitchens, bathrooms and everywhere in the house.

by VANBEEKS May 12, 2009

Clarets

Nickname for Burnley F.C . GREATEST TEAM EVAAAA we we we hate bastard rovers

STAN TERNANTs CLARET AND BLUE ARMY

by burnley December 8, 2003

Clarinet

THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*dabs*

-written by a clarinet

Clarinets are the best instruments ever!

by squidward333 January 10, 2019

flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank

she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.

by Double D November 28, 2003