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Carine

The most beautiful and sweetest girl you'll ever meet.

Country, yet so polite and civil.

She's such a sexy person too.
Isn't Carine just so sexy.
by Jesus is gods som September 13, 2017
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Hello Clarice

A creepy way to introduce yourself to a person, conversation or social circle. It's a reference to the 1991 film "Silence of the Lambs"

Not to mention, an awesome way to pick up chicks :)
You (doing your best Hannibal Lector): "Hello Clarice"
Everybody else: "Right..." *awkwardly walks away*
by Ike Jones December 11, 2007
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Clarise

She is a small built, adorable, innocent and helpful person. She is very gullible byt very trustworthy and she is the sweetest thing ever!!!
oh youre such a clarise
by k_bear_01 March 6, 2018
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learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".
In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."
by dappertophatter November 18, 2012
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Clarice

A beautiful girl who everybody loves and she has an amazing personality. She loves to party, get a little alcohol in this girl and she will run WILD.
Damn, Clarice is a good time!
by comeatmebro677 October 8, 2011
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Clarinet Player

the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.
person 1: yo you got head from that mad hot clarinet player?

person 2: mary? yes! fucking amazing.
by joegee April 3, 2010
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Contra Alto Clarinet

Contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. They are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome bass section. They're way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are.

Crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get VERY excited.

Contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. A reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. A reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.

Since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. It makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. You dominate the whole band.
Wow, what instrument is she playing? Oh thats a contra alto clarinet.
by crazy clarinetist August 2, 2010
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