clapperponce

Poncy Slapper from Clapham, subject may describe their neighbourhood of residence as "Claam"

She is a stupid clapperponce.

by Brum Chick November 14, 2010

dog clapper

someone who is having sex in front of the dog ... .

'' MANN LAST NIGHT WE WAS SUCH A DOG CLAPPER"

by bartray17 September 25, 2009

Roman Clippers

A Roman Clipper is when a lady reveals her fat ass flaps that sway in the wind. You then becoma a brave Roman soldier and gather the courage to penetrate her somewhat hard to find vaginal hole that is hard to find past her flaps. with a subtle yet forceful penetrating motion you fist her and pinchthe inside of her vagina. with her gasping for more you pull out your roman sword and finish yourself off

The King Dogg: What did you get up to last night? you left so early.
Sir Purrs: I Left with that lady last night. She had fat ass clippers so i had no other option but to give her the old Roman Clipper.

I soldiered on with her large clippers and gave her a Roman Clippers

by Sir Purrss June 30, 2011

bone clapper

An addon for the Wraith's Wailing Bell in Dead by Daylight.

Bone Clapper: A bell clapper made from a highly polished piece of bone. Causes the sounds of the Wailing Bell to echo and warp chaotically.

by PyroCoconut June 25, 2019

One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

Burden of Clippers

An obligation to get off of Discord because they're dirty as fuck and needs a bald fade, as well as a shower.

Exdeath: Naruto is outerversal
Xeno: Burden of Clippers states that you need to get off the cord cuz you're dirty asl
Exdeath: Fuck

by XenoApe November 19, 2020

Quinn The Clapper

Quinn is the type of masculine phenomenon who can pull your girl or any other girl. He has rizzed up the rapper Bia, Tanishq the celebrity, and Tanishq’s grandmother and clapped them with his tremendously large subway foot long defeater of a wiener. However, lookout if you find him, because he is a sly bastard who begs for food and scams the Indians (oh how the table has turned).

I want to be like Quinn The Clapper and plow everyone I see!

by RizzwitJizz November 8, 2022