the clap

The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.

Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"

by ronious February 13, 2009

clapped

to get hit or punched

damn you got clapped, i told you not to fight that big ass nigga

by KDMG March 6, 2008

Clapped

Brendon’s ex

Omg Brendon’s ex is so clapped

by Josh300403 May 14, 2018

CLAPPED

to be shot

"I Pack That Thang Too, So He Come Around This Way, He Will Get Clapped"

by flower_child104 January 6, 2018

Clapped

Slang term for someone who’s very very ugly, and won’t ever get laid because of this.

Dag: Ewwww what the fuck is that thing?

Brit: Oh that creature is called jazzy, they’re fucking clapped and broke

by Brit gyang February 7, 2019

clapped

Ta be popped or in white people terms shot

Got a gat in mah lap incase dat nigga gotta get clapped

by Levar July 13, 2006

clap

A mildly severe sexually transmitted disease that produces purulent sexual organ discharge and/or a burning or itching sensation whilst loosening the yellow or amber colored waste product secreted by the kidneys that in mammals .

I've had the clap three times, it toe up mah puss and poop shoot, but at least I don't have anything on my mouth. I'm happy.

by JB2003 August 13, 2003