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New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
by Giddy55 February 7, 2007
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Clam Bake

The art of two (or more) women rubbing their lower genetalia together. Their "clams" get so hot, there have multiple orgasms. This becomes the "bake".
Lynn: Last night, I had Jo and Flo over the house for a clam bake.

Syd: How was it?

Lynn: Everyone was satisfied. Can't you tell by the smile on my face?
by V J January 5, 2006
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Clam-bake

When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)
I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India
by Kerburki July 4, 2009
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clam bake

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.
The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.
by mediumheadboy August 8, 2009
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delaware clam bake

When a girl been passed to andrew Wilson and she's no longer baked goods she's rotten clam bake and no one wants her
She's Delaware clam bake now, no one's gonna touch that.
by HorrorQueen81282 January 24, 2022
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KANSAS CLAM BAKE

A sex act in which a person puts their rectum against their partner's vagina and proceeds to dedicate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
No don't try to hook-up with Matt he just wants to give everyone a Kansas Clam Bake.
by Redrokkit December 9, 2021
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clam bake

1. Sitting on someones's face with their nose and other organs nestled within your ass crack and proceeding to bust ass.
Sister passed out early from drinking so brother dropped his drawers and sat on her face and gave her a clam baked.
by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006
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