baggage claim

A sexual position where you get the dick AND the balls in a piece of hot vag.

Last night I had a piece of pussy so hot I had to get my balls in there too, ya know, throw her the baggage claim.

by DerKreiglord June 25, 2010

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No Claims Boner

When you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your boner. Often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.

Oisin: My job interview to become a pre school teacher didn't go so well, and my no claims boner didn't help either!

Jordon: I hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims boner...

Shane: Thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims boner

by Daneeyul January 26, 2014

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piss claim

To claim property on someone or something by figuratively pissing on the discussed object. Referring to what dogs do with territory.

Guy 1 -"Did you notice how John came to me when I was talking with Staycie?"
Guy 2 -"Well, he has a big crush on her."
Guy 1 -"His comment about spending the weekend with her was totally unnecessary."
Guy 2 -"He was just piss claiming her from you."

by Urías Peña April 13, 2015

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Baggage Claim

When you are in an airport currently riding on a baggage claim naked balls out and all.

Mackenzie was trying to find her luggage and saw a baggage claim spinning around where her suit case was.

by Bub Boy July 22, 2018

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Baggage Claim

When two guys are having sex with one woman (on anal; one vag) and their balls (Bags) are smacking into each other.

Much like picking up your luggage from the airline. When all the luggage (Bags) are coming out onto the conveyer they all bump into each other.

Hey bro, this chick is down for a three- way. You in?

Im in; but only if you pick an end. Im not doing any baggage claim.

by Jack Macokov July 10, 2010

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