Cracked on The Sticks

An incredibly underrated controller player whose aim is so good and their flicks are so fast you would think they're on crack

Guy 1: Dang, this guy's pretty good at Fortnite!
Guy 2: Yeah, the young TTVer's cracked on The Sticks.

by TTV Underrated Controller GOD March 24, 2019

clacker packer

Someone who packs a clacker with their penis. Australian slang for a gay man.

Look at those two guys holding hands, what a pair of clacker packers!

by Harrytt May 5, 2008

Clanked

Slang term for 'locked up', created in reference to the sound the cell door makes upon closing.

Deshaun got clanked for three years for that robbery charge.

by Copythatagentk February 27, 2011

cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

by Bagstrap January 24, 2014

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 7, 2023

cracked out

The spaced- out what the fuck is going on feelin you get the morning after a party where you've been rollin all night.

I am so cracked out... I don't know what to write here.

by Jenn July 25, 2003

The Cracked Voice

- n.

1. The burlesque yet cosmopolitan literary style of Cracked.com, "America's Only Humor & Video Site, Since 1958".

2. Sarcasm of the highest art.

3. If Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker had a son named Freddie Mercury.

"I always picture the cracked voice coming from an awesome dude."

"I have a chemistry teacher who speaks PERFECTLY in the Cracked voice--minus swears."

"Why the fuck should you care? Oh yeah, because I said so."

by Jacopo January 6, 2010