If a guy offers you a "free cigarette", he is actually offering you a blow job. This is code between gay guys to identify each other when unsure if the other person is gay or straight. This prevents a potentially embarrassing situation that could occur by accidentally coming on to a straight guy, especially considering the abundance of metrosexuals these days.
by 'thaniel June 19, 2008
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but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes.
but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes.
by dane's boy April 27, 2008
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Tobacco, rolled in a paper. Then smoked. Most of the time contains a filter. Cigarettes kill you. I love them. I love the way they smell, I love the way they taste, I love the way they feel. They will kill me and I am fine with that. If you don't love them, don't smoke and shut the fuck up.
by jakeisuseless March 9, 2005
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Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.
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The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.
Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.
Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.
by owlatrice April 27, 2004
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Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.
Definitions:
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes
(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
(D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL:
(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
(B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.
Definitions:
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes
(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
(D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL:
(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
(B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.
Bum: "Hey man, can I get a smoke?"
Holder: "Hell no, buy your own!"
Bum: "Dude, poor cigaretiquette."
Holder: "Hell no, buy your own!"
Bum: "Dude, poor cigaretiquette."
by chrisag05 December 16, 2008
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