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Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
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Poop-cident

A term used to describe a problem or mishap caused by poop.
Uh oh, looks like this poop-cident will make me late for work again.
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alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside
Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.
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Apple Cider

Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.
Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.
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dickens cider box

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Cider

When a girl flashes a bit of her under garments, without noticing or meaning to
Joe: Dang, she just showed some cider!!
Ryan: No way!!!
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Dixon Cider Beaver

Another form of Dixon cider. Meaning Dixon cider beaver. "dicks inside her beaver"
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