CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

by 7568ino November 17, 2023

Cia

Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!

Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!

by Yo Fave Definitioner May 08, 2018

cia language

she says kjdKLkajnflms ijldma,d abdjl and oifhksamdkaf when she is happy or laughing i think

Her husband: your so pretty
Cia: oifhksamdkaf

Cia language

by deeznutsbruh134 September 17, 2021

CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

by VVOOIIDD December 17, 2022

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

by Andymul January 01, 2023

Cia shien

Cia shien is such sexy girl with a cute smile.Shes talented and is an A+++ student. She is the type of girl that says :” hey! Wanna hang?” To every boy and never gets rejected

“Cia shien is lookin fineeee todayyy 😍”

by Haiiaiaiaiaiiaa farts March 11, 2019