Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.

Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.

by casualuk February 6, 2022

Snickle Chuff

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

by pair a dimes December 30, 2014

self chuffed

Super pleased with one self, to the point of arrogant. Smug as you can get.

A higher level of self importance.

Think of yourself as the "the best"

He's proper self chuffed isn't he?

I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.

No one is better than me.

by Anyway have I? January 4, 2023

pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

by Phil Cleaver March 22, 2023

Bluffin' N' Chuffin'

To tell a lie (bluffing) so bad and obviously false that people think you are high (chuffing).

Bernard: Bro I'm hanging out with all the hoes rn
LaMarcus: Nah you Bluffin' N' Chuffin' fr

by LeBean James December 8, 2022

chuffin

To mean good, great, like flipin eck, life is good!!

chuffin lovley! chuffin eck! (as in heck!)

by Phil Colesell September 19, 2006

chuffter

a gay, or geeky person, or another word for ass (chuff)

that boy is such a chuffter. he takes it up the chuff

by joe sartine March 5, 2008