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Chris Hansen Effect

The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".
"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."
by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017
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Chris Redfield

1. The boulder puncher himself.

2. A huge, muscular gay man from Resident Evil.

3. His abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor or looks. Simply put, the hottest guy you'll ever meet.

3.1. His hair will always be on point and so

will his looks and abs (dont forget about

his dick).

4. A man so sexy he's responsible for gay awakenings.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Do you know that one

Resident Evil character who is gay?

Person 2: You mean Chris Redfield?

Person 1: Yeah.
by chrisredfieldsholster August 17, 2022
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A boy who loves animals and always happy. He loves making girls laugh by doing silly things and is a bit of a clumsy klutz
You know that boy is a chresanto
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Chris Hemsworth

Sexy ass actor who is so hot a straight man turns gay and a gay lady turns straight.
Guy: Have you seen Chris Hemsworth
Girl: He is soo hot
by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019
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Chris Baio

The handsome bassist of Vampire Weekend. He enjoys wearing cardigans and is known for his badass dance moves.
Kristan: Hey! Did you see Ezra last night on Letterman? He was looking fine!
Rheanne: What about Chris Baio, didn't you see his sweet ass dance moves? He was totally owning it!
by cheesefactor May 7, 2011
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Chris Dower

by yeeeh August 22, 2011
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Chris Broderick

Current guitar player for megadeth. Not only does Chris play guitar, but he also likes to keep in shape. After shredding his audiences into spontaneous combustion and eating all of their souls for breakfast, Chris likes to lift weights. Always looking for a way to save money, Chris usually stabs his neighbors with a pole until it is heavy enough for him to lift. Chris uses ibanez guitars and engl amps, as anything less would literally turn into dust with one look from his fierce, laser beam eyes.
My friend went to a Megadeth show, and Chris Broderick played so fast that the first five rows died! Then he ate them. Whole.
by KBlikesmen May 11, 2010
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