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hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.
why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!
by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009
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churchie

Someone that goes to youth group/church.

That simple.
Person1: Those churchies are pretty damn nice.
Person2: Yeah. But they kinda freak me out.
by rarara May 4, 2005
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crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.
Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."
by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009
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crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched
by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009
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churchies

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who
"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."
by multiplexguru February 12, 2008
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CrunchiesJL

Hottest femboy in the r/AmongUs server. Can also draw hot stuff.
HOLY SHIT CrunchiesJL just drew hot lesbian crewmate porn. *cums*
by xofus March 29, 2021
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Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.
Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.
by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019
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