Regis Christ

A phrase you can say when you don't want to use the Lord's name in vain. First name from Regis Feldman.

Oh Regis Christ, what the hell is going on?!

by bonbonformonomon2 February 22, 2011

jesus harold christ

A saying to some one who annoys the hell out of you

Person 1 : Why should I care about watch movie we watch. Just put a movie on right fucking now!

Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie

by Mr. Smart Ass September 18, 2020

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

steezus christ

Purveyor of ultimate steeze,

Steezus Christ - our lord and saviour of cool

by donramono August 14, 2017

Jesus Rollerblading Christ

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.

"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"

by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords September 2, 2011

Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic November 1, 2008

What the christ

Similar to "What the hell" and "What the fuck". Usually said in frustration.

"What the christ is wrong with you!?!?"

by Ken Palumbo September 25, 2005