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Harry Chranukkah

We wish you a Harry Chranukkah and a happy new year!
by Katie/ Taryn November 6, 2004
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chronocide

A massive waste of time. Defiance of time, either physically, figuratively or philisophically. To rebel against the idea of time. To regress socially or politically on a macro level. The destruction of time itself.
(adj. Chronocidal)
"Electoral politics is chronocide for civil rights."
by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004
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CHRINO

Acronym - CHRistian In Name Only. Used to define someone who identifies as Christian but is not "walking the walk" and following their faith with any amount of piety. Many CHRINOs see church as a social club and religion as either absurd or not applicable to them individually.
Those CHRINO cholos down in LA kiss Mary and say prayers right before they murder and gang rape each other's families.
by pBear August 5, 2012
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Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.
Arg matey, set your chronometer!
by Captain Loser October 23, 2005
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Chranukah

A holiday celebration usually celebrated in December, but sometimes in July or other months, in which friends and/or family gather in festive spirit to smoke large amounts of chronic and then eat a glorious holiday feast to satisfy their munchies.
-Hey Uncle Joshua, are you coming over for latkes tomorrow?
-Of course Aaron, and the Rabbi's bringing lots of weed so we can have a proper Chranukah celebration.

-Yo Jamall, you comin' to Darnell's tomorrow?
-What for?
-Smokin our black anuses off for Chranukah before the game.
by ScottyMaserati December 14, 2010
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chronophobic

1. Afraid of time. Scared to think of future changes and eventual death that awaits us all.
2. Afraid of chronic. Dad got high and hit mom when you were a kid, now the sight of chronic gives you the chills and makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
1. I took a sledgehammer to my clock because I'm chronophobic
2. I took a sledgehammer to some stoner at a party because I'm chronophobic.
by G3CKO December 26, 2011
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Caranoing

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.
Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!
by QuotingAD May 8, 2014
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