The action of providing a woman with genital pleasure by any mouth movement, whether that be licking, sucking, flicking, ect. Synonyms would be to 'go down' or 'eat out'.
"That was a nice puff chore, let's do it again sometime again."
"I feel like you haven't been giving me enough pussy puff chores."
"I feel like you haven't been giving me enough pussy puff chores."
by mr+hh April 19, 2020
Get the puff choremug. Doing your chores last minute and quickly like a ninja before either one or both of your parents arrive home. Or to pretend that you did your chores when they left to go out but instead you decided to hold it off and be lazy till you had no choice but be quick like a ninja to finish off them chores and thats why its called ninja chores.
A conversation through text message.
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
Person 1:Hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
Person 2:Hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
Person 1:Okay dude. What are you up too now?
Person 2:Um...my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja chores so they'll see i finished my chores and so you could come over.
Person 1:Haha, ninja chores awesome!
Person 2:Lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!
by sarmn2punk April 10, 2010
Get the ninja choresmug. by tommy brinkman June 2, 2008
Get the choremug. A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.
This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.
This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.
Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...
Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!
Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.
Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!
Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.
by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
Get the fishwifes choremug. by The only Real Man December 13, 2008
Get the Chore Listmug. by BK January 6, 2007
Get the chore boymug. A sticky situation in which a nerd must decide between the popular video game Gears of Wars and household chores, usually enforced by the nerd's mother.
"DWAYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE"
"Yo."
"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"
"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"
"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave
"Yo."
"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"
"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"
"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave
by ThatOneKid.... April 18, 2010
Get the Gears of Choresmug.