Chodes

A nice cock that goes in your wife

Our chodes were in your wife

by Zjs skdbsjdvd August 29, 2020

We all have chodes

When you feel that no one is listening simply yell out "we all have chodes"

Everybody: talking

You: hello

Everybody: ignores

You: we all have chodes

by Farary5 October 16, 2015

Choblesome

To be fooled by Grian in thinking the subject is word talking about

Your outfit Is very Choblesome

by BellGaming June 23, 2022

chodesmoker

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.

Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.

by bill-muthafuckin'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

chodestool

A genital wart that spreads so far south, it ends up on your ABC

Mary didn't even consider I had an STD until her tongue hit my chodestool.

by justdrop December 23, 2008

Chodesa

A cup in which a man balls and penis are chopped up and put in to a cup. Its like a fruit cup without the fruit but with gentials

Dude did ur girlfriend chodesa you cause you went to the bar.

by Marqkq12 November 12, 2011

chodley

A filthy dingle berry covered flap of skin under a hairy ball sack.

Mike shut the fuck up you chodley.

by Honkey44 July 24, 2016