Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.

"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."

by froznalyve September 30, 2007

chippety chip

the annoying habit of females (particularly wives and long-term girlfriends) to talk relentlessly at you without any purpose, direction or joke. much like the continuous and never-ceasing noise of a chainsaw cutting through a tree, or a woodpecker pecking away at some bark.

1. i was trying to watch the fulham game and all she did was chippety chip for the whole 90 minutes

2. 'so i was looking at these 50 different places to get my weekly facial....'
"oh woman stop with that chippety chip, im getting ear-ache"

by barnes boyz July 14, 2009

Cripple Crapper

Disabled toilets.

"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."

by Alex January 19, 2004

chippie

Australian, n, carpenter.

Me an me mates are all chippies, we meet up the pub roun lunch time.

by herbie August 25, 2004

chippie

Cheap, common, sexually promiscuous girl, wearing way too much makeup and shiny cheap jewelry, usually underage or close to it.

Don't wear that outfit. That miniskirt with the hot-pink lipstick and inch of black eyeliner on your eyes makes you look like a chippie.

by Grrlscout September 4, 2003

chippie

UK fast food shops specialising in battered and fried cod with chips.

Note: chips are what the US would call fries.

I'm off to the chippie to pick up some dinner

by apathetic July 2, 2004

Chippenham

Chippenham is a market town in Wiltshire, England

My holiday was canceled and we ended up having to go to Chippenham.

by Lord Bobalot March 22, 2011