child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Child

Spawn of Satan, Reincarnation of Lucifer, dumb fucks, insult.

None needed, thats what they are.

"You are such a chidl."

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

childe

1. n. a term used for a kid who is really white trash (originates in Ireland) 2. v. the act of being white trash 3. n. a kid who acts like a pussy on xbox live 4. n. a kid who makes fun of kids on xbox and when they retaliate, a childe would leave the party and start crying

"Dude your such a pussy stop being a childe"
"Bro put that squirrel down it just got hit by a car thats gross"

by a FriendlyGnome April 25, 2009

child

One of those pathetic death things of about 3 feet tall who comes to your door and demands airsol tuna. Alsoi their diet consists mainley of feet and other parts of small children things. Destened for death. Avoid these at all costs.

The child is sawing off your chin.

The child is going to eat you.

Oh no, the child has matches.

by MJ (Some Fantastic) October 2, 2003

Child

A child is a Pearce of shit

I hate the child

by Yourlocalpanbish June 15, 2021

Childing

The act of taken another families child. Raising them as your own. Feeding them only shit. Water them with niece milk. Changing their soil every now and then. Make sure they see sunlight at least once a month. Then name them Marcello and send them off to Mexico

My friend Kyle childing his neighbor's son.

by UnwaryFour001 September 12, 2015

Child

A great use as either a pillow or a football. Also a great flashlight

Hey bro you wanna go kick a child around?

by TurtleBird69 July 12, 2020