child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

by Dubiks January 12, 2019

Flag

Get the child mug.

Child

Spawn of Satan, Reincarnation of Lucifer, dumb fucks, insult.

None needed, thats what they are.

"You are such a chidl."

by Gabriel March 22, 2005

Flag

Get the Child mug.

childe

1. n. a term used for a kid who is really white trash (originates in Ireland) 2. v. the act of being white trash 3. n. a kid who acts like a pussy on xbox live 4. n. a kid who makes fun of kids on xbox and when they retaliate, a childe would leave the party and start crying

"Dude your such a pussy stop being a childe"
"Bro put that squirrel down it just got hit by a car thats gross"

by a FriendlyGnome April 25, 2009

Flag

Get the childe mug.

child

One of those pathetic death things of about 3 feet tall who comes to your door and demands airsol tuna. Alsoi their diet consists mainley of feet and other parts of small children things. Destened for death. Avoid these at all costs.

The child is sawing off your chin.

The child is going to eat you.

Oh no, the child has matches.

by MJ (Some Fantastic) October 02, 2003

Flag

Get the child mug.