This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.
Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
Get the Don't count your chicken heads before they swallowmug. by Chicken Nugget Head December 1, 2017
Get the chicken nugget headmug. A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.
I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!
by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011
Get the Bald Headed Chicken Fuckermug. by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019
Get the Bald headed chicken fuckermug. "I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"
by whitecoffee February 26, 2015
Get the bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnutmug. derogatory slang
Typically applied to black women
Insecure individual who automatically abides in the drive to crucify detected weakness in others as a niggardly weapon.....
Aggressive in accruing 'bank' against perceived adversary, grasps at any 'means' to 'leg up' the psych, possibly the physical affront in gaining 'dominance'
Akin to hen-house pecking order
She will bloody you if given opportunity...
Typically applied to black women
Insecure individual who automatically abides in the drive to crucify detected weakness in others as a niggardly weapon.....
Aggressive in accruing 'bank' against perceived adversary, grasps at any 'means' to 'leg up' the psych, possibly the physical affront in gaining 'dominance'
Akin to hen-house pecking order
She will bloody you if given opportunity...
by bullmtl October 15, 2025
Get the Chicken headmug. by Alek Wright May 21, 2021
Get the Chicken headmug.