Trouser Chili

The result of pooping in one's pants. This is often done by truckers on long hauls because they like the way it feels, and also it is an inconvience to stop.

Also known as pants chili or undies con carne.

Rodney, a driver for Long Haul Trucking, made a steaming bowl of trouser chili while driving through Kansas City, MS.

by Gabbsie October 25, 2006

Texas Chili Bowl

The act of putting tobasco sauce on your lap, then on the outside of the condom while condom is applied and then giving a female anal without informing her.

I had to break up with that d*** because he gave me a texas chili bowl. I haven't pooped in a week.

by zander365 October 6, 2011

Texas Chili Bowl

When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.

Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.

by hookedonphonics September 3, 2012

Texas chili bone

when a girl shaves her pubes into your mouth, then put them on your dick, then ass fuck her.

Dude, my grandma and i performed a Texas chili bone last night. it was fucking hot.

by big old boner November 10, 2009

Texas Chili Cheese Steak

The act of taking a frog up the ass while repeatedly jacking off to Disney channel, The best way is to elicit a croak from the frog up your rectum.

"Oh my god! another night of texas chili cheese steakin'"

by Byronisgaynation August 26, 2013

The Chili Choke

Deposit a steaming load of feces in a woman's mouth then ram your rod down her throat. Rinse and repeat.

go to best friends mom and do the chili choke to her

by 1379, 1382, 1364 September 11, 2009

texas chili bowl

When you make a taco salad between a woman's butt cheeks eat it with chips and tobasco and then lick the bow(e)l clean.

Sheila farted while receiving a texas chili bowl and blew lettuce and tobasco sauce in Rico's face and eyes.

by ricon August 11, 2006