chewing the invisbile gum

When someone is so wired from crank/crack/meth/diet pills or any other form of speed that they move their mouths as if they were chewing gum, but there is nothing in their mouth. This action is usually accompanied with darting eyes and extreme paranoia.

Johnny was so tweaked that he just sat in his bedroom looking out the blinds and chewing the invisbile gum He has been up for three days and thinks the cops are after him.

by whiteandnerdy October 4, 2007

Chewing the cud

Giving oral sex to a lady for an especially prolonged period of time, and it not resulting in her having an orgasm.

"Ahhh yeah mate I was with Amelia last night and was chewing the cud for hours, my jaw aches"

by Ex-Guru March 19, 2010

chewin the fat

the worlds best tv show its a show that has millions ov sketches wi scottish people in it the best are : alan and bob,the painters,betty the slapper the lonesome shopkeeper, jack and victor the invisible boss nd the light house men

have you seen that bit on chewin the fat wi the ..........

by q May 7, 2005

cheggings

Chinos that look like leggings

you wearing cheggings yo?

by gusa November 11, 2013

chewing screws

When you want to leave a escavator party this is what you use as an excuse

Host: Where you guys going?
You: Chewing screws

by Sigismondo February 7, 2018

Chewings

chewed bits of something

"Why did you leave these Chewings on the Bus"

by Chewings May 24, 2010

Chewing gum knickers

When someone gets excited and creams or gushes their pants, hence a sticky feeling similar to chewing gum.

She found him soooo sexy she gushed and then realised she had chewing gum knickers

by Wrigley's November 11, 2003