chatterpooping

Talking on the phone while taking a dump.

Nicole was chatterpooping to her friend.

by tlabe March 18, 2008

chatnesia

When you lose your chat history of previous conversations, and can't remember anything about someone you previously chatted with.

(Nick): Jennifer, right?
(Jennifer): I don't remember you, who are you?
(Nick): oh, sorry, I'm Nick
(Jennifer): Sorry, I've lost my chat history, I don't remember you, I have chatnesia

by Lunamor September 5, 2009

Chatfest

A 'Chatting Festival' where two or more people engage in constant conversation for a long period or time, usually when they are not supposed to.

It is one of the most important events in a Professional Chatter's career.

Tom & Jennifer : chat chat chat chat chat *giggle* chat gossip gossip *giggle* chat
Mr Roberts : Sit down, Tom! You two are not allowed to work in the library anymore - all you do is have chatfests!

Audra: I want a snack!

by TheChatterBox September 13, 2012

chattersnatch

An annoying girl who won't stop yapping. When she speaks it sounds like nails on a chalkboard and makes you want to tear your ears off with rusty pliers. The only way to shut her up is to shove your cock in her mouth or cut her tongue off.

I got stuck talking with my girlfriend's sister all last night. That chattersnatch wouldn't shut the fuck up!!

by Jdogg15 August 22, 2015

chatterjeeism

Medical Condition presenting as a cult-like personality trait that leads to decisions made based on person's own belief that they know what is best, despite evidence to the contrary. Can lead to dangerous decisions that may or may not be documented in record. Practitioners of this condition are often hard to find when SHTF.

Dr. (insert name) isnt here because they developed chatterjeeism after their treatment caused patient to code suddenly.

by whodovudu June 29, 2018

Chatter racket

Nocturnal bugs calling or "chatting" to each other at night. (Often used to refer specifically to Cicada calls)

Camping that night, the chatter racket kept me awake.

The chatter racket was louder on the back porch.

by GooseEmpire October 1, 2018

Cup Chatter

The noise created while sucking through a straw at the bottom of an empty drink, it represents the need of a refill.

Ahh man my straw is makin cup chatter, I need to go get a refill

When your drinking a soda from MacDonalds or some resturant that has straws and you here the noise (Cup Chatter), right when you here it you know you need a refill

by Dixe Normous February 14, 2006