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Changing light bulbs

An Indian form of dancing, Bhangra, where one's hands are cupped and raised in the air as if they are holding something, and then twisted at the wrist as if unscrewing something.
Usually performed at weddings.
He was well crunkedat the wedding last night and couldn't stop changing light bulbs.
by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 8, 2004
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short-changing

say you buy something and the clerk gives you change back but not enough you've been short-changed.. cheated in otherwords
watch for it on the east coast.
well I could give you the gist in a couple sentances but I'd be short-changing you on the storytelling
by rteng August 10, 2007
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Channing Tatum Syndrome

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
by LouisColling October 4, 2011
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changing faces

During a threesome when a guy gets head from two girls at the same time.
I had good time last night with Renee and Danya, I got changing faces. Those girls are total sluts!!
by Kpeezy June 18, 2006
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cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.
I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.
by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
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Chunking Out

Chunk out, to chunk out is to bust a fat nut really fast.
Guy 1: Hey where are you?
Guy 2: Just Chunking out in the market.
Guy 1: Oh, cool I'll join you!
by CT_Moonman March 2, 2019
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Cranking Units

What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture.

Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover).

Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101

Type 1 Units

- Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff.

- Ex: cocaine, liquor.

Type 2 Units

- Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards.

- Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa.

Type 3 Units

- Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units.

- Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium.

Type 4 Units

- Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers.

- Ex: Rave pizza.

Type 5 Units

- Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units.

- Ex: crank a piss, bro!

Type 6 Units

- Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked.

Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug.

Type 7 Units

- Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills!

Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks.

Type 8 Units

Sexual pleasure units.

Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
*Looks at empty beer box* “bro did we crank all those unes?”

“I went to help my friend build a fence but then we just started cranking units instead”

“When I birthed my child I was in labour for 12 hours”
“Damn, that’s cranking a unit for sure”

“Love une/ love yoon”

“Don’t forget to use your manners, say please and crank une”

What is life, but a unit cranked?”
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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